Friday, January 18, 2008

Go Britney, Give Em Hell!

It's Britney, Bitch! And...Ms Spears is not the dumb blonde everyone is taking her for. Her latest music accomplishment "Piece Of Me" says it best.

She's a natural born performer, having been in the public eye since age 10 and most assuredly is not the clueless Southern-Bell-Bimbo that the entertainment industry suggests.

The latest claim is that she has "MPD", i.e. Multiple Personality Disorder, and I say Give Britney a break! Perhaps, she has to create another personality just to have a few seconds to herself, come on, how would you react if there were hordes of vultures around you each time you stepped out of your house to go on an errand? So what if she likes to go to Starbucks....so do I, unfortunately we don't have a Starbucks in Gastonia....y'all! Damn, I go to the convenience store every day too...hmmm, I must have MPD also, could be why I'm hearing all of those little voices during the day.

Speaking of "Y'all", as a southern gal myself, "Y'all" is a southern word, just like 'Yooze Guys', "Yooze", etc. "I have nevah made fun of yankee's and the "strange" words they use in a conversation, so I really have a problem with the media, to include "CNN Commentators/Anchors, in all of their professionalism (sarcasm intended), to make snide remarks of southern word usage.

Y'all is a contraction of "You All", meaning all of you...but what the hell is "Yooze", ie, "See Yooze Guys Later"! Are you aware of how "Stupid" that sounds in a conversation?

Britney is from the deep south, so it doesn't take a trained monkey to realize that she is sick and tired of having every word she speaks under scrutiny by the media, so she has brilliantly developed a british accent to more or less say 'SCREW Y'ALL'! I love it!

Amazingly, every sleazy tabloid off or online, would have you believe that the young performers of today, "Lindsay Lohan, Britney, etc" are train-wrecks, pop-wrecks, etc, but seriously, isn't this the way the tabloids and paparazzi earn their money? They are vultures, circling their prey, every minute of the day, swooping down at any given moment to create their tabloid vomit out of thin air, in other words, where there is none.

Speaking of vultures, as for K-Fed, if Britney has any sense at all, she will let him have the children and give up all parental rights. She should do whatever is necessary to avoid funding his lifestyle. Get a job, K-Fed, show those boys how much you really love them, and try supporting them like a normal man!

Britney can have more children! Eventually, when the boys become older, they will learn the truth and as we all know, The Truth Shall Set You Free!





Piece Of Me - Lyrics

I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gon put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me…

I’m Miss bad media karma
Another day another drama
Guess I can’t see the harm
In working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm
I’m still an exceptional earner
you want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! this just in'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'She’s too big now she’s too thin'
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. ‘You want a piece of me?’
Tryin’ and pissin’ me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who’s flippin’ me off
Hopin’ I’ll resort to some havoc
End up settlin’ in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me…

I’m Mrs. ‘Most likely to get on the TV for slippin' on the streets’
When getting the groceries, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there's panic in the industry
I mean, please, do you want a piece of me?

[Piece Of Me lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

I’m Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! this just in'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'She’s too big now she’s too thin'
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or shrink away to the Philippines
They still gon put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece piece Piece of me…

You want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! this just in'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'She’s too big now she’s too thin'
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! this just in'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'She’s too big now she’s too thin'
(You want a piece of me)

Oh yeah
You want a piece of me

Oh yeah

Go Britney, Give Em Hell...All of Em!

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Jeff Dunham With Bubba J

Jeff Dunham And Walter

Jeff Dunham and Peanut

Jeff Dunham And Sweet Daddy D