Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Welfare Recipient VS Social Worker

A guy walks into the local welfare office,
marches straight up to the counter and says,

"Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your
timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from
a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive her around in his Mercedes, but
he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long
hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will
have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a
two- bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting
salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says,
"You've gotta be kidding me!" The social worker says,
"Yeah, well... you started it."

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