Middle Eastern TV Listings
|Middle Eastern TV Listings for Today|
6.00 G-Had TV. Morning prayers.
8.30 Talitubbies. Talitubbies say "Ah-ah". Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair a
Stinger missile launcher.
9.00 Shouts of Praise. More prayers.
11.00 Jihad's Army. The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack by
evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels.
12.00 Ready, Steady, Jihad! Celebrities make lethal devices out of everyday
12.30 Panoramadan. The programme reports on Americas attempts to take over
13.30 Xena: Modestly dressed Housewife. Xena stays at home and does some
14.00 Only Fools and Camels. Dhal-Boy offloads some Chinese rocket launchers
14.30 Green Peter. The total of Kalashnikovs bought by the milk bottle top
appeal is revealed.
15.00 Madrasah Challenge. Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah Kaskhain
asks the questions.'Starter for ten, no praying.'
15.30 I Love 629. A look back at the events of the year, including the
Prophet's entry into Mecca, and the destruction of pagan idols.
16.00 Question Time. Members of the public face questions from political and
17.00 Koranation Street. Deirdrie faces execution by stoning for adultery.
17.30 Middle-East Enders. The entire cast is jailed for unislamic behaviour.
18.00 Holiday. The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca. Again.
18.30 Top of the Prophets. Will the Koran be No.1 for the 63,728th week
19.00 Who wants to be a Mujahadin? Mahmoud Tarran asks the questions. Will
contestants phone a mullah, go 'inshallah', or ask the Islamic council?
20.00 FILM: Shariah's Angels. The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to
expose an evil scheme to educate women.
21.30 Big Brother. Who will be taken out of the house and executed this
22.30 Shahs in their Eyes. More hopefuls imitate famous destroyers of the
23.30 They think it's Allah over. Quiz culminating in the 'don't feel the
0.00 When Imams attack. Amusing footage shot secretly in mosques. The
filmers were also secretly shot.
12.30 a.m. The West Bank Show. Arts programme looking at anti-Israeli
graffiti art in the occupied territories.
1.30 Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer.