American By Birth, Southern By The Grace of God
What's it like growing up in the South, well, fiddle-de-dee, it's just plumb awesome being a southerner. We don't have to shovel too much snow, although, it's purt near about as cold as a Witch's Tit, right now. Shoot, just yesterdy I was prancin around in shorts and a T, yet today I bundled up with a sweat and jeans. I suppose Ol Wilma, pissed because she sort of wilted from that Mexican Vacation, missed slam dunking the Habitat for Homosexuals (Key West), just exhaled in frustration and shot that cold air right up here in North Carolina.
Southerners think that God wanted to put a little heaven on
earth and picked the Southern United States as the spot, with gorgeous beaches and exquisite mountain's. North Carolina has one of the most beautiful coastlines on the east coast.
Bodacious, sexy men, and the sweetest honey-dripping gals you'd ever wanna meet. Strong as the Mighty Oak and Sweet as the Honeysuckle!
People from the West and North tend to ridicule us and make fun, saying that we talk funny, which is just plain silly, because we think they talk funny, too.