Tennessee Hillbillies First Visit To The Mall
|A Tennessee Hillbilly Family ventured off the mountain to visit nearby Knoxville for their first visit to a mall.|
The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slideback together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that fore in my entire life, I ain't got no idear what that thang is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son"Boy..................go git cha Momma!"