Friday, May 25, 2007

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Craigslist: To the guy who had sex last night in front of my house

You are not supposed to park where you do – at any time of the day. I consider myself a reasonably nice person that is why you haven’t been ticketed, towed, etc. However, today I draw the line. You have been parking your ugly car in front of my house every Monday through Thursday since January fairly regularly.

You are blocking my view of the street. Perhaps you have merely overlooked the rather larger sign stating the rules for parking in this area whilst concentrating on maneuvering your car perfectly into position; and if that is the case, please, allow me to clarify: There is NO Parking (here) at any time except with an area 14 residential permit. This is a college town and parking is a nightmare, I know. However I presume that your reading skills are not what is at fault here. You think you are being really clever (by avoiding having to purchase a school permit or ride the bus).You know that APD has more important things to do then worry about petty parking crimes and you probably assumed that no one would care. This is WRONG.

You are allowed to park permit-free further up the street should you feel the need, but this is a more residential area where “real” people live with their children and would rather you didn’t park wherever and drive around at all hours of the day . . . which leads me to my next point.

DO NOT boff some girl in said car in front of my house, parked illegally on my street, under a freakin street lamp. This is college town, did you think no one would see? I mean seriously dude. If you were that horny, perhaps you should have moved to the backseat – that would have prevented repeated honking of the horn. I would have never even known what was going on if my walls weren’t so thin and the honking so regular (my god who goes on like that for well over an hour on a well lit street in front of a stranger’s house?).

I don’t really care if you have to have sex in your car because you still live at home with mom and dad, I just want to enjoy a peaceful honk-free evening in the serenity of my own home. I do hope you understand this. If this car (and surrounding area) look familiar to you (see pic.) . . . please, please, please park somewhere . . . anywhere else. P.S. You look like you’re 12 years old. Oh yeah and Thank You. I don’t think I will ever be able to own a Toyota. As far as I could tell from the violent rocking of your car, they seem poorly constructed and well quite frankly, now they remind me of you.

Found: Short, Fat, Smelly, Fugly Critter

I'm a Craigslist Addict....Craigslist is so much better than EBAY! Craigslist doesn't ask you for your bank account, it doesn't require you to have a "PayPal" account to be scammed, spammed, spoofed, phished and ramrodded by the Geeks that crash your account and sell bootlegged printers, copiers, laptops!
That actually happened to me! Ebay sent me a notice that I owed $350 for laptops posted to my account....I flipped and immediately contacted their security department and they took care of the matter. Once burned, twice shy....
Since I'm a Wheeling, Dealing Southern Bell with an attitude, I stumbled upon "Ye Wonderful Craigslist" and I check it daily, and I'm an addict...! While browsing one day I ran across this ad.....

April 8, 2007
At about 7:00p.m. tonight, after a near-perfect day in Santa Cruz, the evening was shattered by a frenetic, biblically ugly dog.I was driving home on Corral de Tierra Road near the country club, and nearly hit a small furry thing running in the road. Well, I didn't hear a thump, so I looked in the rear view mirror, and there was still a black dot running up the road. So I turned around, parked and got out of my truck. It was quickly apparent that it was a little dog, which came running toward me, oblivious of traffic. It nearly ran under a passing SUV on the way. As it got closer, I got a look at it. It is about the size of a bread box, and looks like a turd with fur.

It darted at me, and right passed me, in a game of suicide tag. Traffic on that part of the road does about fifty and it was getting dusky. On the third pass, the dog did a sweeping turn in to the road, and a large truck had to cross into oncoming traffic to avoid it.So I decided to see if it had a tag, which it did not. Has a collar though. So, knowing that being a tiny black dog playing with fast traffic at night would almost certainly be a less than stellar life choice, I scooped the wet, smelly critter up and took it home. I have now spent fifty-seven minutes with the dog in my house, and can describe some things about it.:
It looks like a cross between Dustin Hoffman and an Ewok.
It smells bad.
It was very thirsty.
It was very hungry.
It wants to be friends
It is some class of terrier
It is pitch black.
It is probably a she.
Its kidneys are functioning properly.
It is not very bright.
The dog walks toward and then past my file cabinet, pauses, thinks better of Plan A and whips quickly around in an about face - and smacks it face square against the metal file cabinet. Acts completely undaunted and saunters off to stand in the middle of the room, staring blanky at the wall. So I get up and let it out to piss. The dog spends fifteen minutes outside and does nothing. I let it back in, and it promptly pisses on the rug. This dog is really stupid, and really ugly
If this is your dog, I do not expect you will be rushing to claim it. Nevertheless, I will be posting signs around tomorrow, and contacting the SPCA. If this is your dog, please claim it. No reward required - having the dog gone will be reward enough.
So, obviously your dog is missing or you wouldn't be looking at this ad. You're reading it, going "No way. That couldn't be my precious Wumsypoo". The problem is that beauty really is in the eye of the beholder - this IS your dog, and deep down, you know it is. So come claim her/him/it.
April 9, 2007
OK, I let your dog out at 7:30 this morning to piss, and it took off for the hills like a rocket. Fifteen of my valuable minutes later, I located it. This is what it looked like (note the Dustin Hoffman resemblance):

Friday, May 04, 2007

What is the "Secret"?

The Secret seems to be the buzz on the net, and of course, is filtrating many of the New Agey areas but that really doesn't surprise me. There is nothing "New Age" about it, it's a Universal Law, which has been in operation since the beginning of time, which also puzzles me why they call it the "Secret"! Where can it be found? In just about any ancient scripture known to man, irregardless of the faith. You don't have to be a Protestant, Jew, Catholic to understand it, it's taught in Buddhist thought, Protestantism/Catholicism (in so many edited words),
Jesus came to teach it, and they killed him for it. Nobody wanted to hear about forgiveness, love, charity, hope, because mankind has always been hell-bent on hatred, war, killing, greed, avarice and animosity. Sad, that over the course of decades...centuries, the lesson has yet to be learned. The following was sent to me, through a network. It basically sums up the essence of the "Secret" better known as the "Law Of Attraction".

There is a thinking stuff from which all things are made, and which, in its original state, permeates, penetrates, and fills the interspaces of the universe. A thought in this substance produces the thing that is imaged by the thought. A person can form things in his thought, and by impressing his thought upon formless substance can cause the thing he thinks about to be created. In order to do this, a person must pass fromthe competitive to the creative mind. Otherwise he cannot be in harmony with formless intelligence, which is always creative and never competitive in spirit. A person may come into full harmony withthe formless substance by
entertaining a livelyand sincere gratitude for the blessings it bestowsupon him.
Gratitude unifies the minds of individualswith the intelligence of substance,
so that a person's thoughts are received by the formless.

A person can remain upon the creative planeonly by uniting himself with the formless intelligence through a deep and continuous feeling of gratitude. A person must form a clear and definitemental image of the things he wishes to have, todo, or to become, and he must hold this mental image in his thoughts, while being deeply grateful to the supreme that all his desires are granted to him.

The person who wishes to get rich must spend his leisure hours in contemplating his vision, and in earnest thanksgiving thatthe reality is being given to him. Too much stress cannot be laid on the importance of frequent contemplation of the mental image, coupled with unwavering faith and devout gratitude.

This is the process by which the impression is given to the formless and the creative forces set in motion. The creative energy works through the established channels of natural growth, and of the industrialand social order.

All that is included in his mental image will surely be brought to theperson who follows the instructions given above,and whose faith does not waver. What he wantswill come to him through the ways of established trade and commerce.In order to receive his own when it is ready to come to him, a person must be in action in way that causes him to more than fill his present place. He must keep in mind the purpose to getrich through realization of his mental image.

And he must do, every day, all that can be done thatday, taking care to do each act in a successfulmanner.He must give to every person a use value in excess of the cash value he receives, so that eachtransaction makes for more life, and he must hold the advancing thought so that the impression ofincrease will be communicated to all
with whom he comes into contact.The men and women who practice the foregoing instructions will certainly get rich, and theriches they receive will be in exact proportion to the definiteness of their vision, the fixity of their purpose, the steadiness of their faith, and the depth of their gratitude.

And God Said........

And God said: 'Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days and years;__Genesis 1:14
  • Moon in Scorpio May 1, 2007 to May 3, 2007
  • Sun in Taurus Apr 20, 2007 to May 21, 2007
  • Mercury in Taurus Apr 26, 2007 to May 11, 2007
  • Venus in Gemini Apr 11, 2007 to May 7, 2007
  • Mars in Pisces Apr 6, 2007 to May 15, 2007
  • Saturn in Leo Jul 16, 2005 to Sep 2, 2007
  • Uranus in Pisces Dec 30, 2003 to May 27, 2010
  • Neptune in Aquarius Nov 27, 1998 to Apr 4, 2011
  • Pluto in Sagittarius Nov 10, 1995 to Jan 25, 2008