Regression

What if you could go backwards in time Would you play the same song, recite the same rhyme Would you travel the same route, or take a detour If the choices you made, caused pain to endure Consider your life now and where you are Would you make that same wish on the evening star Consider the place that you have gone back to Will the choices you make bring me to you

Each Day I Am Born Anew.....

American By Birth, Southern By The Grace of God

What's it like growing up in the South, well, fiddle-de-dee, it's just plumb awesome being a southerner. We don't have to shovel too much snow, although, it's purt near about as cold as a Witch's Tit, right now. Shoot, just yesterdy I was prancin around in shorts and a T, yet today I bundled up with a sweat and jeans. I suppose Ol Wilma, pissed because she sort of wilted from that Mexican Vacation, missed slam dunking the Habitat for Homosexuals (Key West), just exhaled in frustration and shot that cold air right up here in North Carolina. Southerners think that God wanted to put a little heaven on earth and picked the Southern United States as the spot, with gorgeous beaches and exquisite mountain's. North Carolina has one of the most beautiful coastlines on the east coast. Bodacious, sexy men, and the sweetest honey-dripping gals you'd ever wanna meet. Strong as the Mighty Oak and Sweet as the Honeysuckle! People from the West and North tend to ridicule us and make fun, saying that we talk funny, which is just plain silly, because we think they talk funny, too. The English have their Fish and Chips, and the Southern folks munch out on Moonpie's and RC Cola's. Some even unload a pack of peanuts in the RC Cola...to add to the snack's food group! Barbecue, Country Style Steak, Fried Chicken and the seafood that would bring forth King Neptune...A Southern Breakfast is not complete without a steaming pot of Grit's, Country Ham with red-eye gravy, Scrambled eggs with sharp cheddar cheese, hot buiscits made from scratch, butter, apple butter or preserves you put up the year before. Speaking of Grit's...That's also a Pseudonym for Southern Ladies, G.R.I.T.S (Girls Raised In The South)...so the next time you yankee fella's want to poke fun at grits, watch out who you're standing next to! Charlotte, North Carolina is the home of the Charlotte Motor Speedway. Nascar is a favorite past-time of Southerners and the home of a few NASCAR Favorites! Ever wondered how Southern you really are? Maybe you're living in "NEW YORK CITY", but you never know, there's a little bit of Southern in everybody....don't believe me, Take the Test

Flash From The Past

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Why Do Women Cry?

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he asked God. He said, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: " When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly. I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed." "You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."